windinthemaples: A lane of red maple trees in riotous fall color. (baby fozzie)
Daniel: Hey Graeme, how's your diaper? Do you need a new diaper?

Graeme: *sly singsong voice* I'm not going to tell you!

Daniel: Is your diaper poopy?

Graeme: I'm not going to tell you! Smell it!

Daniel: Tell me what's in your diaper.

Graeme: No. It is a guessing game!

Daniel: Okay. Are there zebras in your diaper?

Graeme: Nooooooo! *smiling* That's silly! There's no room in my diaper for zebras. There'd be poop on them!
windinthemaples: A lane of red maple trees in riotous fall color. (Default)
Once upon a time, there was a baby yak who wanted to play with a yoyo by throwing it. His mommy said, "Don't throw the yoyo!". So he got into a boat, his mother came too, and there they met a seahorse who only the baby could hear. Everyone in town heard the seahorse and the mother said, "I think I hear something!"

They all go into the house they were living in, only the baby yak couldn't so he went back to the boat. Then the Daddy yak came and said, "Let's get in a truck!" only they didn't have one so he started to make a truck out in the backyard. When it was done, the three of them got into the truck and drove to the house [where] Grandma and Grandpa was. Inside. That the end.

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